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Raj, your tag's
sticking out.
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Thank you. That was the closest I've
come to sex in, like, two years.
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Now I feel a little gross.
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You're only making it
seem more real for me.
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Hey, that's my wife.
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If anyone's gonna make her feel
gross about sex, it's me.
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Can we please talk about something
other than my depressing love life?
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How about Penny's
depressing acting career?
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Hey. I mean, it's
been a little tough,
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but Penny's following her dreams, and
in my book, that is not depressing.
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Aw... Thank you.
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Is that book called
Lies I Tell to Get Sex?
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Is that a real book? I would
totally read that book.
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Can I borrow it
when you're done?
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Well, I'll have you guys know I turned
down a part in a movie last week.
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- Why would you do that?
- Because it was crap.
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It's a sequel to that awful
killer gorilla movie I was in.
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Serial Ape-ist?
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I thought you
died in that.
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She does.
42 minutes in.
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While showering topless,
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16 minutes after brief side butt during a
pillow fight with her sorority sisters.
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I have an eidetic memory. I
don't know what his problem is.
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Okay, well, there are no
shower scenes in this one.
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They just try to clone me
from my corpse,
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but my DNA gets mixed
with the ape's DNA
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and I end up running around with
giant gorilla hands and feet.
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Am I missing something, or isn't
that the part she was born to play?
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x17 ♪
The Friendship Turbulence
Original Air Date on March 6, 2014
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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So are you really not
gonna do this movie?
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Well, I don't think it's the kind
of part that's good for my career.
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Well, but don't a lot of famous actors
get their start doing bad movies?
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Okay, I don't think Meryl
Streep ever had to say...
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"Must keep gorilla hands
from killing again!"
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If she did, it would be amazing.
That woman can do no wrong.
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I-I don't know anything
about show business,
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so if you think it's reasonable
to turn down paid work
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and just burn through your savings,
I'm sure you know what you're doing.
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I think we're gonna go.
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Are you sure?
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We were making fun
of failed careers.
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We didn't get to tap the
juicy vein that is Howard's.
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Hey, I work at the same
university you do.
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Yes, and Hawkeye's
in the Avengers,
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but no one ever says,
"Help, Hawkeye!"
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Can I ask you something?
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Why do you constantly feel the
need to put down my husband?
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Oh, I'm sure he does
it out of love.
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The same way my boyfriend makes me
feel terrible about my life choices.
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I think we're gonna go.
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No, no, no. This
is not a fight.
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I-I was just excited that
someone offered you a part
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and a little surprised that you'd rather
sit at home and do nothing than take it.
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Now it's a fight.
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Well, with
that sorted out,
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I'm happy to answer your
question, Bernadette.
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Howard started it.
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I didn't do anything.
I was just sitting here.
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I wasn't referring
to this evening.
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Ten years ago, upon
first seeing me,
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your husband claimed that I looked
like C-3PO and Pee-wee Herman.
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And he called me
C-3P-wee Herman.
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Still funny.
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That was ten years ago.
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Nine years, 11 months
and three weeks ago,
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he followed that up by replacing
the slides for my lecture
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with photographs of nude
fat women bending over.
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Really?
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The lecture was on cosmic
gas clouds. That's funny!
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I was there. It was funny.
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In any event, that began
a decade-long progression
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of insults, pranks and unwanted
magazine subscriptions.
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To this day, I still get a monthly
copy of Granny on Granny.
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Which, other than its surprisingly
fun puzzle page, is complete filth.
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Thanks for walking
me to my car.
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Actually, it's
for both of us.
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Last night, I watched
West Side Story,
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and I'm a little freaked
out by street gangs.
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Why can't Raj find a girl?
The mystery continues.
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I don't appreciate
your sarcasm,
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but we've still got two blocks
to go, so I'll put up with it.
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Whatever happened with
your online dating?
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No one was writing me back, so
I stopped checking my profile.
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Before I met Sheldon, I was
ready to give up, too.
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Once, I even dropped in on my OB/GYN
just to get some human contact.
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It has been a while since I
got my prostate checked.
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Then I met Sheldon and
look at where we are now.
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What? You've kissed, like,
once in three years.
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That's true. Do
whatever you want.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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Listen, I was thinking you and I could
probably try to be better friends.
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Really?
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I was thinking what we
have now is a bit much.
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Seriously, I was talking to
Bernadette last night and...
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she made some
great points.
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You and I have known
each other a long time,
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and I didn't hear the rest
'cause she took her bra off.
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Very well.
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How do you propose
we move forward?
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Uh, for starters, we could
stop insulting each other.
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That's a great idea.
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And in the spirit of
our new arrangement,
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I will mask my surprise
that you came up with it.
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Anyway, I got invited to do a little
talk at NASA in Houston this weekend.
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They gave me two tickets.
Bernadette can't go.
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You want to come with me?
You can visit your mom,
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and I'll show you around
the space center.
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I have one question.
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Is this a prank...
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where we land in Houston and
you've made up wanted posters
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that have my face with a
mustache and a Spanish name
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and then I get arrested and
deported to South America?
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No.
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I'm glad because I would not
have seen that coming.
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Amy, I could
use some help.
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Oh. Let me guess.
There's an...
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undergrad in a leather jacket snapping
his fingers by the water fountain.
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I thought about what
you said last night,
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and I went back
on the dating Web site
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and I was looking
at this girl's profile.
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She's amazing.
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Oh, she's cute.
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And smart. Phi Beta Kappa.
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And judging by her lack of Adam's apple,
she's been female her entire life.
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I like that in a woman.
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Great, so what do
you need me for?
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Well, I was up all night
trying to write to her,
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but I wanted to run
it by you first.
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All right.
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"Emily,
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your face is like a precious
dew-kissed flower..."
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Wow.
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I know. Powerful
stuff, huh?
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No. You're supposed to
be yourself, not all...
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desperate and creepy.
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Okay, I'm getting some
mixed messages here.
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Just say something normal
like, "I saw your profile.
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"Looks like we have a lot in common;
Let's get a cup of coffee sometime."
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Yes. "Where I can be jealous of
the cup touching your ruby lips."
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Or you just write it for me.
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- I'm not gonna pretend to be you.
- I don't want you to pretend to be me.
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You can be like my,
uh, online wingman.
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Like if we met her at a bar
and you talked me up.
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Well, what would
I say to her?
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Just tell her what
I'm really like.
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And, if you think
it'll help,
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that you saw me changing once
and my package reminded you
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of the muscular
tail of a jaguar.
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Use your own words.
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Thanks again for taking
me to the pharmacy.
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Oh, it's no problem.
Is everything okay?
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Oh, I'm fine. It's just some, uh,
stomach medication for my trip.
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There's the remote
yet distinct possibility
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that I may end up
in South America.
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Remember the old days when I would've
said something dumb like "Why?"
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Uh, that doesn't
sound good.
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Remember the old days when I used to point
out that your check engine light was on?
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Yes.
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Well, get ready to stroll down memory
lane: Penny, your check engine...
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Yeah, I know it's
on, Sheldon!
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I
cannot afford this right now.
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Maybe it's just something minor.
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Ooh, good news, the
light just went out.
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Are we playing
individual or teams?
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Teams are fun.
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Oh, in that case, I'd like to be
partnered with my good friend Howard.
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But I'm always on Howard's team.
We're best friends.
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The kind who finish
each others...
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- I really don't think we do tha...
- ...do that! See?
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- Oh, hi. - Oh, how'd
it go at the mechanic?
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Not great. Can I talk
to you for a sec?
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Yeah, sure.
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Maybe I can go with
you guys to Houston?
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- Isn't it a little late to get plane tick...
- ...plane tickets? Yeah.
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- Will you please sto...
- ...stop that? Okay.
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I don't know what to do. My car
threw a rod and it's totaled.
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I can't afford a new
one, I have no job,
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and now I can't
drive to auditions.
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I'm so sorry.
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I know it's
a sensitive subject,
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but can you reconsider
that part in the movie?
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I did. I called them.
The part's gone.
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They gave it to
someone else.
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Now that girl's gonna get
discovered and become famous
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and go on Letterman and talk
about how she got her big break
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on a cheap monkey movie all because some
dumb girl thought it was beneath her.
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At least they talked
about you on Letterman.
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Come on, I can drive you
wherever you need to go.
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How? Unlike me,
you have a job.
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- I'm just gonna have to go back
to being a waitress... - Oh.
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...like I will be for
the rest of my life.
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Leonard, would you wrap it up?
We're waiting on you.
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I'm sorry, is the fact
that my life's falling apart
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interfering with
your board game?
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It is.
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You were wrong, friend Howard.
She completely understood.
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Hey, you busy?
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No. What's up?
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Have you heard
back from Emily?
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- I have.
- Great! And?
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And I'm afraid she doesn't
think you're right for her.
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I give you one
simple thing to do--
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contact a complete stranger and make her
fall in love with me-- and you blow it!
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I told her what a
good guy you are, but
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she thought it was a bad sign that
you didn't write to her yourself.
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She thought it made you
seem too shy and passive.
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I'm not too shy and passive. You write
her back and tell her I said that.
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You know, when you
have a second.
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Look, I'll see if I can change
her mind tomorrow night.
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What's happening
tomorrow night?
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I'm meeting her for coffee.
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What?!
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Well, we just... we e-mailed back and
forth a bit, and we kind of hit it off.
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- I find a girl I like, and
you're stealing her?! - No.
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We just ended up having
a lot in common.
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We went to Harvard, we like Chaucer,
we're both hardcore into quilting.
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Your words fall like acid rain on
the wounded petals of my heart.
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That's Sheldon. He says
he'll be down in a minute.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, he's not coming out
until he sees proof
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you don't have an air
freshener in your car.
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This is gonna be a
long weekend for you.
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You're the reason
I'm doing it!
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00:13:03,673 --> 00:13:05,563
I said to stop
insulting each other.
235
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,726
I didn't tell you to take him
on a romantic getaway.
236
00:13:10,072 --> 00:13:11,652
How do I know
what you said?
237
00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:14,763
Damn you and your
noise-cancelling breasts.
238
00:13:17,538 --> 00:13:19,814
- Hello.
- Hi. - Hey, buddy.
239
00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:22,541
You excited for Texas?
240
00:13:22,561 --> 00:13:24,383
Oh, very much so.
241
00:13:24,396 --> 00:13:27,694
It's not every day you get to
tour NASA with a real astronaut.
242
00:13:28,434 --> 00:13:30,679
Who's the real astronaut?
243
00:13:33,569 --> 00:13:36,424
- Buzz Aldrin.
- Oh. Yay!
244
00:13:50,119 --> 00:13:51,492
Howard?
245
00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:52,949
Howard?
246
00:13:53,023 --> 00:13:54,728
Howard?
247
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,763
What now?
248
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,176
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- You just went to the bathroom.
249
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,875
I didn't use it because
it didn't seem safe.
250
00:14:05,749 --> 00:14:08,803
Despite all my e-mails, the
toilet didn't have a seatbelt.
251
00:14:11,174 --> 00:14:13,910
- Well, it still doesn't.
- I realize that,
252
00:14:13,943 --> 00:14:17,638
but safety concerns went out
the window two apple juices ago.
253
00:14:18,867 --> 00:14:20,269
Fine.
254
00:14:21,888 --> 00:14:25,601
- Why are you getting annoyed?
- I'm trying to be a better friend,
255
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:29,519
but you constantly say
and do irritating things.
256
00:14:29,998 --> 00:14:31,625
- Like when?
- When?!
257
00:14:31,632 --> 00:14:35,189
How about in the car? I'm an
astronaut, and you know it.
258
00:14:35,202 --> 00:14:38,328
You just don't like admitting
it, because you're jealous.
259
00:14:40,568 --> 00:14:42,115
Well,
260
00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:46,340
truth be told, as a child, I
did dream of going to space.
261
00:14:46,359 --> 00:14:48,573
Those astronauts
were my heroes.
262
00:14:48,592 --> 00:14:50,033
And...
263
00:14:50,052 --> 00:14:52,949
when you got to go,
it was hard for me.
264
00:14:55,736 --> 00:14:56,949
Thank you.
265
00:14:56,955 --> 00:15:00,109
Because it made me realize they'll
just send anyone up there.
266
00:15:02,634 --> 00:15:04,519
- Aren't you going to let me out?
- No.
267
00:15:04,539 --> 00:15:06,572
But I still need to
use the bathroom.
268
00:15:06,592 --> 00:15:08,770
Here you go. Be creative.
269
00:15:12,201 --> 00:15:14,770
What's the matter? Scared
of a little turbulence?
270
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:18,214
No, turbulence is
just the equalization
271
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:21,112
of diurnal temperature
variations in the atmosphere.
272
00:15:21,126 --> 00:15:22,539
I'm not scared at all.
273
00:15:23,432 --> 00:15:25,783
Oh, apple juice,
stay where you are.
274
00:15:27,378 --> 00:15:28,685
Oh, this is nothing.
275
00:15:28,692 --> 00:15:31,823
I experienced way worse when I
was plummeting back to Earth,
276
00:15:31,836 --> 00:15:34,800
apparently not being
a real astronaut.
277
00:15:36,722 --> 00:15:39,139
Okay, that was a big one.
278
00:15:40,599 --> 00:15:42,111
I take it back. I'm
scared of turbulence!
279
00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:44,252
I'm gonna need
that bag back.
280
00:15:47,762 --> 00:15:49,262
You sure you want
to do this?
281
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,418
Yeah. Why wouldn't I want
to get my old job back?
282
00:15:51,444 --> 00:15:52,967
It'll be fun to
see everyone.
283
00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:56,746
I haven't talked to them since I said, "I
quit. See you at the Oscars, bitches."
284
00:15:58,698 --> 00:16:00,505
Come on, let's just
get this over with.
285
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,907
"Let's get this over with."
286
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:05,206
Am I driving you to the Cheesecake
Factory, or are we having sex?
287
00:16:06,872 --> 00:16:08,512
I'm just... I'm trying
to lighten the mood.
288
00:16:08,549 --> 00:16:10,343
- I know. Thank you.
- Sorry.
289
00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:13,628
- It's just so humiliating.
- So humiliating?
290
00:16:13,654 --> 00:16:15,145
Am I driving you to
the Cheesecake Factory...?
291
00:16:15,158 --> 00:16:17,659
I'm sorry. I'll-I'll stop.
I'll stop.
292
00:16:19,924 --> 00:16:22,840
Come on, don't look so sad. You
never know what's gonna happen.
293
00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:24,361
Maybe tonight
will be great.
294
00:16:24,386 --> 00:16:26,833
Sweetie, I know you're trying to make me
feel better, and I love you for that,
295
00:16:26,846 --> 00:16:29,665
but it's making me feel worse,
and I kind of hate you.
296
00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:33,792
This isn't your car.
297
00:16:33,812 --> 00:16:36,690
I know. I thought
we'd take yours.
298
00:16:39,370 --> 00:16:41,009
I don't understand.
299
00:16:41,813 --> 00:16:44,032
It's nothing fancy, but
it'll get you to auditions,
300
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:46,921
and at least for now, you don't
have to go back to waitressing.
301
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:51,708
I don't know what to say.
302
00:16:53,117 --> 00:16:54,584
Don't say anything.
303
00:16:54,604 --> 00:16:56,373
Oh, my God.
304
00:16:57,715 --> 00:17:00,327
I mean, you could say, "Thank
you." I did just buy you a car.
305
00:17:01,973 --> 00:17:03,642
Mmm.
306
00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:09,387
Look, I admit that it's odd that
Rajesh didn't write to you himself,
307
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:13,738
but if you get to know him, you'll
see he's just a sweet, regular guy.
308
00:17:13,764 --> 00:17:16,972
As a counterpoint, here he is,
uninvited and visibly sweaty.
309
00:17:17,623 --> 00:17:19,256
- Hello, Emily.
- Hello.
310
00:17:19,276 --> 00:17:23,332
Amy told me you were concerned that
I might be too passive and shy.
311
00:17:23,345 --> 00:17:25,019
Let me ask you something.
312
00:17:25,024 --> 00:17:28,963
Would a passive guy barge in here
to look you in the eye and say,
313
00:17:29,534 --> 00:17:31,833
"Hey, dew-kissed
flower, what's up?"
314
00:17:36,064 --> 00:17:39,237
No, but a weird guy with
no boundaries might.
315
00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:40,926
Uh, okay, that's
a separate issue.
316
00:17:40,946 --> 00:17:43,895
Let's put a pin in that and just
focus on the passive thing.
317
00:17:43,908 --> 00:17:44,875
I'm leaving.
318
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,314
Are we still going to go to
that Chaucer reading Friday?
319
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,610
You know, I think I'm
just gonna go by myself.
320
00:17:52,944 --> 00:17:55,189
Not my best first date.
321
00:17:57,355 --> 00:17:59,379
Yeah, but not my
worst, either.
322
00:18:03,699 --> 00:18:05,991
I'm sorry for every mean thing
I ever did or said to you!
323
00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:07,899
I'm sorry, too!
It's all my fault!
324
00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:12,493
If you weren't my friend,
there'd be a hole in my life!
325
00:18:12,506 --> 00:18:13,994
Thank you, Sheldon.
326
00:18:14,021 --> 00:18:16,455
Kind of like when
Firefly was cancelled.
327
00:18:17,935 --> 00:18:19,658
But not as big.
328
00:18:27,756 --> 00:18:30,209
The captain has turned off
the fasten seat belt sign.
329
00:18:30,217 --> 00:18:32,879
You're now free to
move about the cabin.
330
00:18:33,848 --> 00:18:35,768
- It's over.
- Yeah.
331
00:18:38,574 --> 00:18:42,515
Should we stop
holding hands now?
332
00:18:44,273 --> 00:18:46,311
- In a minute.
- Okay, good.
333
00:18:46,839 --> 00:18:51,848
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Resync for WEB-DL by Norther